The world saw reports last night about the death of Barbara Bush and entered a state of mourning given it wasn’t one of the Georges.

The majority of people saw the words death and Bush and their spirits perked up.

“At first I just saw the Bush part, and thought this is gonna be a good day,” said 48-year-old all-round-nice-guy Peter Madison.

“But then I saw the Barbara.”

Barbara Bush is survived by her husband and son’s wars.