A gang of white people entered a black community on Sunday under the guise of protecting children.
The Caucasian gang – known for stealing land, resources, and children – is promoting “child safety”.
The community is in a heightened state of alert with many people hiding their children and metal.
“We warned people to hide their kids, clothes lines, kitchen sinks, and any other alloys,” said one community elder.
The white gang represents only 1% of their race but is responsible for a disproportionate amount of misery.
“We have to map the pathways to reduce harm to children and set the framework for greater economic development,” the leader of the gang, Malcolm Turnbull, told reporters.
This is gangster code for greater economic prosperity for other gangland heads such as Gina Rhinehart and Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest.