Victorian opposition leader Matthew Guy has allegedly stolen democracy sausages while disguised as a black man in a last ditch attempt to increase the crime rate on Election Day.
Guy was “spotted” at several polling booths under the cover of black face pilfering cooked sausages.
“He used his white gloves to grab a whole bunch of piping hot sausages and shove them into a hessian bag,” said one eyewitness.
The opposition leader has denied the claims telling reporters, “Melbourne has a serious African gang problem”.
There were other reports of a Matthew Guy “look-a-like” wearing a burqa leaving behind “suspicious bags” on Melbourne city street corners.