In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet.
The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May.
The world has voiced its delight over the two men getting together.
“I’m excited, but slightly terrified at the same time,” said world citizen Joel Banks.
All-you-can-eat fairy bread and cupcakes will be provided at the meeting.
The two geniuses are planning to discuss nuclear weapons after the meal.