A woman popping into her local Aldi for some bread today has purchased an EGO 30cc 2-Stroke Leaf Blower for $149.
“Absolute bargain,” said Josie Higgins, who hadn’t previously thought to buy an electric blower until she came across aisle three.
“I must admit though, once I entered aisle three and saw all the crazy shit on display, I completely lost all focus.
“I’m sure I’m forgetting something,” Higgins thought as she contemplated purchasing a Sky Scanner Quad-copter Drone for only $94.
The kids will be going without cereal for the week, however, Higgins will be blowing leaves towards the neighbour’s front porch this coming Saturday.
The 2-Stroke Leaf Blower will only be used one more time over the next decade.