Greens Senator Sarah Hanon-Young’s breasts have attempted to persuade other members of parliament all by themselves.

The breasts argued that they had been subject to sexual harassment from senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, Barry O’Sullivan and Cory Bernardi, but didn’t have a leg to stand on once exposing themselves to speak out.

Hanson-Young’s mammary glands specifically singled out Senator O’Sullivan’s smutty double entendre.

Senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, and Cory Bernardi all chuckled when Senator O’Sullivan said there was “a bit of Nick Xenophon in” Sarah Hanson-Young.

Senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, Barry O’Sullivan and Cory Bernardi were disgusted at being confronted by breasts.

Senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, Barry O’Sullivan and Cory Bernardi were, however, quietly pleased.

Spectator Australia posted an article about Sarah Hanson-Young’s breasts having the gall to speak out and achieved the greatest number of clicks on their website since claims made about Labor MP Emma Husar.

Spectator Australia was forced to remove the article, as the website was crashing due to too much traffic.