The US has released a statement singling out Russia as the culprits behind the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony.

“We have robust evidence proving Putin was responsible for this attack on humanity,” said US Chief of Staff John F. Kelly.

Kelly says the Kremlin hired third parties to hack into the sound systems.

“They were also responsible for the song choice ‘Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves’,” Kelly told reporters.

The US and its allies are discussing possible actions of retaliation for this heinous crime.

“This could very well lead to nuclear war,” said Kelly.