A local man in Melbourne today has quietly checked his shoes before passionately condemning those around him for stepping in dog shit.

Kevin Myers slowed down to make sure he was at the back of the pack so no one would notice him taking a sly glance under both of his feet.

“That’s disgusting, one of you filthy lads needs to clean your shoes,” Myers said after confirming he was clean.

“What the bloody hell guys – cannot take you anywhere.”

Myers’ long time mate, Preston Dwight, had stepped in the shit and from that moment forward was called ‘shit man’ for the rest of the day.

Dwight is expecting to get ‘shit man’ for at least another few years.

More to come.

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