Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning.
The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m.
According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and is assumed to be have departed the house to embark on an exciting long walk.
The human reportedly goes out for walks most weekdays presumably fetching loads of sticks and making his mark on an assortment of shrubbery and well-developed trees.
The search party has combed every room of the house looking for the missing individual, but found little except a few cookie crumbs and a dirty sock to chew.
The shock of the disappearance was momentarily forgotten after a good sock chew, but thoughts quickly refocused on the whereabouts of the human.
At press time, the human is still out walking.
This is a developing story.