The Australian government is terrorizing the nation with constant announcements about terrorism in the lead up to the Victorian state election.

The government has announced a meeting with Islamic leaders, the dangers of African gangs, the threat of encryption, and a bomb threat at Adelaide Airport all in the space of a few days.

Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton outlined changes to terrorism laws to strip Australians of their citizenship in the wake of another terrorism threat at Adelaide Airport.

“These terrorists will be stateless and be forced to live on boats out in the high seas once they are released from jail,” Dutton told reporters.

“They will be known as terrorist boat people.”

Scott Morrison is yet to announce a meeting with Christian leaders over the threat of child sex abuse.

UPDATE: The Adelaide Airport bomb threat turned out to be a false alarm but proved effective for the press conference.

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