A sports fan at the game today has provided special comments at the football without a microphone.

56-year-old commentator Kevin Spanner offered patrons within a 20-metre radius his expert opinions, which were largely founded on a full season of competitive football back in junior high school.

Spanner demonstrated his commentating credentials by calling out each player using a term of endearment, mostly ending in the letter ‘y’.

“Ohh, great pass Smithy!” Spanner informed the crowd.

The expert comment gave the crowd a deep insight into the complex strategies being played out in the game.

Spanner, however, quickly turned on Smithy for his failed attempt to win.

“Oh, for f***’s sake Smithy, just kick it!”

Spanner’s commentating career has spanned 31 years.

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