North Korean spy agencies are seeing signs that US President Donald Trump is constructing new “little rocket man” funnies capable of reaching United States government representatives, according to officials familiar with the intelligence.
Publically, Trump has made no mention of “little rocket man” since the June 12 Singapore joint statement signed by both leaders, however North Korea says it has evidence of Trump secretly continuing to develop rocket man jokes.
“Our intelligence is picking up a lot of rocket man gibes between President Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe,” said one North Korean official.
“And also Kanye West.”
North Korea claims Trump is launching “rocket man” offensives on a weekly basis.
“It wasn’t even funny the first time,” North Korean leader Kim Jong-un told reporters.