Tuesday, July 16, 2019
In an innovative initiative, McDonald's has flipped the 'W' back over to 'M' for the remaining 364 men's days of the year. "Yesterday was a celebration of 6 out of 10 store managers being women, working...
The manufacturer of Ambien, Sanofi-Aventis, announced the release of a new sleep aid drug that may cause side effects of non-discrimination. Initial trials of the drug found subjects waking up with unfamiliar feelings of tolerance towards...
Rapper Kanye West has met with US President Donald Trump in the Oval Office to discuss hydrogen-powered planes, mental health issues and iPhone passwords. “Take a look, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,” West told Trump...
In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet. The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May. The world...
Former double agent Sergei Skripal has been discharged from Salisbury Hospital just in time to lead Meghan Markle down the aisle. Skripal was being “treated” in hospital for more than two months after he and his...
US President Donald Trump is poised to impose tariffs on all laughter during his speeches overseas, following an address to the United Nations General Assembly defending his "America First" policies. “Believe me, I have tremendous chuckle...
The historic meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been a hailed as a major success by both parties. Kim Jong-Un told reporters the US has agreed to denuclearize amidst the...
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Sunday said children aren't shooting hadoukens because of an issue with hadouken laws, instead blaming the actions on a rise in the rate of video game usage amongst youths. Patrick...
The Saudi Arabia government has released a statement saying the murder of missing journalist Jamal Kashoggi inside its consulate in Instanbul was an administrative error. A special team of 15 Saudi officials were sent into the...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We tried, but failed miserably,” said one CIA officer. The U.S is now reflecting on the...