Wednesday, May 22, 2019
In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet. The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May. The world...
Former double agent Sergei Skripal has been discharged from Salisbury Hospital just in time to lead Meghan Markle down the aisle. Skripal was being “treated” in hospital for more than two months after he and his...
US President Donald Trump is poised to impose tariffs on all laughter during his speeches overseas, following an address to the United Nations General Assembly defending his "America First" policies. “Believe me, I have tremendous chuckle...
The historic meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been a hailed as a major success by both parties. Kim Jong-Un told reporters the US has agreed to denuclearize amidst the...
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Sunday said children aren't shooting hadoukens because of an issue with hadouken laws, instead blaming the actions on a rise in the rate of video game usage amongst youths. Patrick...
The Saudi Arabia government has released a statement saying the murder of missing journalist Jamal Kashoggi inside its consulate in Instanbul was an administrative error. A special team of 15 Saudi officials were sent into the...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We tried, but failed miserably,” said one CIA officer. The U.S is now reflecting on the...
The US government will push through legislation to ban dancing after an off-duty FBI agent dancing wildly at a downtown Denver bar shot a man in the leg. “We need good guys with guns, not good...
America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,” says 53-year-old Charles Hicks. The U.S. has averaged more than one bar...
Silicon Valley billionaire Elon Musk has launched Spacebook after deleting the Facebook pages of SpaceX and Tesla, which had millions of followers. The Spacebook satellite rocket successfully launched on Saturday morning and users of the new...