Friday, April 26, 2019
Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he has personally contacted a raccoon that climbed a 25-storey tower to offer it permanent citizenship. “He did a tremendous job winning,” Trump tweeted. “Raccoon-man is not one of those...
The historic meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been a hailed as a major success by both parties. Kim Jong-Un told reporters the US has agreed to denuclearize amidst the...
The US government will push through legislation to ban dancing after an off-duty FBI agent dancing wildly at a downtown Denver bar shot a man in the leg. “We need good guys with guns, not good...
The manufacturer of Ambien, Sanofi-Aventis, announced the release of a new sleep aid drug that may cause side effects of non-discrimination. Initial trials of the drug found subjects waking up with unfamiliar feelings of tolerance towards...
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Sunday said children aren't shooting hadoukens because of an issue with hadouken laws, instead blaming the actions on a rise in the rate of video game usage amongst youths. Patrick...
Former double agent Sergei Skripal has been discharged from Salisbury Hospital just in time to lead Meghan Markle down the aisle. Skripal was being “treated” in hospital for more than two months after he and his...
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu showcased a collection of CDs and binder folders he says proves Iran lied to the world about its nuclear program for years, even after the 2015 nuclear deal with the world. "Iran...
The world saw reports last night about the death of Barbara Bush and entered a state of mourning given it wasn’t one of the Georges. The majority of people saw the words death and Bush and...
The US has released a statement singling out Russia as the culprits behind the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. “We have robust evidence proving Putin was responsible for this attack on humanity,” said US Chief of Staff...
The US has exhibited Colleen Powell as evidence of President Bashar al-Assad’s involvement in a chemical weapons attack on Khan Sheikhoun in north-western Syria on 4 April. “As you can see the Syrian government is clearly...