Friday, February 28, 2020
In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet. The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May. The world...
The manufacturer of Ambien, Sanofi-Aventis, announced the release of a new sleep aid drug that may cause side effects of non-discrimination. Initial trials of the drug found subjects waking up with unfamiliar feelings of tolerance towards...
President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making good on the President's promise to travel to a war zone.
The Saudi Arabia government has released a statement saying the murder of missing journalist Jamal Kashoggi inside its consulate in Instanbul was an administrative error. A special team of 15 Saudi officials were sent into the...
Apple introduced its largest iPhone ever and a new line of watches that can detect heart problems and advise consumers on how to dodge taxes. The iPhones XS, XS Max, Xr and Apple Watch 4 can alert users...
US President Donald Trump has said he doesn't not reject US intelligence agencies' conclusion that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. He said he had misspoken on Monday and had meant to say he saw “no...
In an innovative initiative, McDonald's has flipped the 'W' back over to 'M' for the remaining 364 men's days of the year. "Yesterday was a celebration of 6 out of 10 store managers being women, working...
The world saw reports last night about the death of Barbara Bush and entered a state of mourning given it wasn’t one of the Georges. The majority of people saw the words death and Bush and...
Rapper Kanye West has met with US President Donald Trump in the Oval Office to discuss hydrogen-powered planes, mental health issues and iPhone passwords. “Take a look, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,” West told Trump...
The US government will push through legislation to ban dancing after an off-duty FBI agent dancing wildly at a downtown Denver bar shot a man in the leg. “We need good guys with guns, not good...