Thursday, October 29, 2020
The historic meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been a hailed as a major success by both parties. Kim Jong-Un told reporters the US has agreed to denuclearize amidst the...
North Korean spy agencies are seeing signs that US President Donald Trump is constructing new “little rocket man” funnies capable of reaching United States government representatives, according to officials familiar with the intelligence. Publically, Trump has...
In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet. The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May. The world...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We tried, but failed miserably,” said one CIA officer. The U.S is now reflecting on the...
The world saw reports last night about the death of Barbara Bush and entered a state of mourning given it wasn’t one of the Georges. The majority of people saw the words death and Bush and...
Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he has personally contacted a raccoon that climbed a 25-storey tower to offer it permanent citizenship. “He did a tremendous job winning,” Trump tweeted. “Raccoon-man is not one of those...
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Sunday said children aren't shooting hadoukens because of an issue with hadouken laws, instead blaming the actions on a rise in the rate of video game usage amongst youths. Patrick...
The US has released a statement singling out Russia as the culprits behind the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. “We have robust evidence proving Putin was responsible for this attack on humanity,” said US Chief of Staff...
Silicon Valley billionaire Elon Musk has launched Spacebook after deleting the Facebook pages of SpaceX and Tesla, which had millions of followers. The Spacebook satellite rocket successfully launched on Saturday morning and users of the new...