Sunday, February 17, 2019
The historic meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been a hailed as a major success by both parties. Kim Jong-Un told reporters the US has agreed to denuclearize amidst the...
The Saudi Arabia government has released a statement saying the murder of missing journalist Jamal Kashoggi inside its consulate in Instanbul was an administrative error. A special team of 15 Saudi officials were sent into the...
US President Donald Trump is poised to impose tariffs on all laughter during his speeches overseas, following an address to the United Nations General Assembly defending his "America First" policies. “Believe me, I have tremendous chuckle...
America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,” says 53-year-old Charles Hicks. The U.S. has averaged more than one bar...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We tried, but failed miserably,” said one CIA officer. The U.S is now reflecting on the...
The US government will push through legislation to ban dancing after an off-duty FBI agent dancing wildly at a downtown Denver bar shot a man in the leg. “We need good guys with guns, not good...
In a historic diplomatic breakthrough, two very stable geniuses from America and North Korea have arranged to meet. The very stable genius from America accepted an invitation to a play date as early as May. The world...
US President Donald Trump has warned Syria’s President via twitter that he is messing with some extremely smart missiles. “Believe me, al-Assad, he’s a bad dude,” Trump tweeted. “Al-Assad is a lightweight – my missiles aimed at...
Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Apple introduced its largest iPhone ever and a new line of watches that can detect heart problems and advise consumers on how to dodge taxes. The iPhones XS, XS Max, Xr and Apple Watch 4 can alert users...