Sunday, July 12, 2020
Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We tried, but failed miserably,” said one CIA officer. The U.S is now reflecting on the...
The US government will push through legislation to ban dancing after an off-duty FBI agent dancing wildly at a downtown Denver bar shot a man in the leg. “We need good guys with guns, not good...
America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,” says 53-year-old Charles Hicks. The U.S. has averaged more than one bar...
Silicon Valley billionaire Elon Musk has launched Spacebook after deleting the Facebook pages of SpaceX and Tesla, which had millions of followers. The Spacebook satellite rocket successfully launched on Saturday morning and users of the new...
Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he has personally contacted a raccoon that climbed a 25-storey tower to offer it permanent citizenship. “He did a tremendous job winning,” Trump tweeted. “Raccoon-man is not one of those...
The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What is this? Amateur hour?” asks one CIA agent who wishes to...
US forces have pounded Salisbury in the UK where chemical weapons were used last month. In a televised address to the nation, US President Donald Trump said this area of the world is “the worst”. “These people...
Several children trapped inside a dark hole on Nauru well away from the prying eyes of the Australian public “can stay there”, according to Australian officials. Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says children “trying to find adventure...
President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making good on the President's promise to travel to a war zone.
US President Donald Trump has warned Syria’s President via twitter that he is messing with some extremely smart missiles. “Believe me, al-Assad, he’s a bad dude,” Trump tweeted. “Al-Assad is a lightweight – my missiles aimed at...