Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been caught inserting the payroll of staff wages into his trousers. Andrews has admitted to putting the yellow payroll into his pants, but says he didn’t know he was doing anything...
The speechwriter for the prime minister has judiciously saved the national apology speech to victims of institutional child sex abuse in Microsoft Word as future reference for an apology to victims on Nauru expected in...
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has courageously exposed his head and arms on public transport today out of a bulletproof vest, making them highly vulnerable to African gangs. Turnbull told reporters African gangs were of “great concern”...
Deputy Liberal leader and Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has cancelled a trip to the G20 economic forum in Buenos Aires this week in order to practice walking and talking at the same time. Frydenberg, the most senior...
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced on breakfast television today he will change the pension rules for politicians to align with the general population. The majority of retired federal politicians are being paid annual pensions of at...
Australia is in shock after the New Idea magazine has published a real story about a member of parliament. “What!? New Idea does journalism? I thought that rag died decades ago,”...
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted making a political error in rejecting calls for commissioning a royal bounty on Tony Abbott’s head more than 18 months ago. The Prime Minister said commentators were right to say he would...
ABC election analyst Antony Green has taken just over an hour to call the Wentworth by-election in favour of independent candidate Kerryn Phelps, with Prime Minister Scott Morrison laying the blame square at the feet...
The LNP's candidate in the Longman by-election, Trevor Ruthenberg, has apologised for wrongly claiming he killed hundreds of Nazis during World War Two. Mr Ruthenberg, the former state MP for the seat of Kallangur, listed the...
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has successfully delayed a vote to end discrimination against LGBTQI students in private schools by delivering a pithy sermon to journalists gathered in the prime minister’s courtyard. Morrison expressed concern that Christian...