Sunday, August 25, 2019
A Chief Executive Officer working in inner city Sydney has been working a lot harder than his fellow employee Albert Sanchez. CEO Peter Walters spent most of today slaving away at a hot round table whilst...
A man electing to make his own Mother’s Day card this year clearly thinks little of the woman that gave him life. Local man Gary Jenkins cleverly conceals his lack of love for his mother through...
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...
A dog owner has told a passer-by that everything will be okay because Rex doesn’t bite. “It’s all good, Rex won’t bite,” said dog owner Mary Pratt. “He’s such a good boy, he wouldn’t hurt a fly,”...
The IT guy at a medium-sized company today has told a staff member to turn her computer off and then turn her computer back on again before he would be looking into the issue any...
A heavily congested road in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs has made way for a new block of apartments. Developers say commuters will no longer have to travel along the overly crowded route. “We’ve eradicated the street’s heavy traffic...
Inspired by a photograph featuring a woman standing next to a long-nosed bandicoot, Kurt Cooney captured a stunning picture of himself with a 9-meter salt-water crocodile pre-death. Jobbs was devoured by the creature a mere two...
The atmosphere could be cut with a knife yesterday evening with Brian Tillerson from accounts, aka Office DJ, missing the mark for the third song in a row. Tillerson laid down a solid first couple of...
People smugglers have arrived at Botany Bay today on eleven ships full of boat people. The majority of the boat people were poor desperate individuals including women and children. The exact number of people transported on the...