Sunday, February 17, 2019
Coles has denied doing a backflip on its free plastic bags policy and will recommence charging customers after August 29. “We said no originally, then we said yes, then we said no, and we've stuck to it,”...
Peter Hitchener and a Bic Mac have announced they will be merging to create Peter Hitchener. Peter Hitchener will be the dominant partner of the combined merger, which will be called Peter Hitchener, with his current...
A gang of white people entered a black community on Sunday under the guise of protecting children. The Caucasian gang – known for stealing land, resources, and children ­– is promoting “child safety”. The community is in...
Australians will have three months from today to decide if they want to opt out of insurance companies being able to access their health information from the federal government’s digital health database. The system called "My...
A local man has been reminiscing about the good old days when he didn't have to think before going shopping. “No more plastic bags means I'll actually have to think about methods in which goods can...
Several trains were cancelled again last month to help maintain half decent performance statistics displayed on posters at stations around the city. “We improved late times by 24% last month by making passengers wait for the...
A Chief Executive Officer working in inner city Sydney has been working a lot harder than his fellow employee Albert Sanchez. CEO Peter Walters spent most of today slaving away at a hot round table whilst...
A man electing to make his own Mother’s Day card this year clearly thinks little of the woman that gave him life. Local man Gary Jenkins cleverly conceals his lack of love for his mother through...
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...
A dog owner has told a passer-by that everything will be okay because Rex doesn’t bite. “It’s all good, Rex won’t bite,” said dog owner Mary Pratt. “He’s such a good boy, he wouldn’t hurt a fly,”...