Wednesday, June 26, 2019
A man seeking a better life has stolen the top Australian job. Boat person Peter Dutton who sought refuge on the backbench of the House of Representatives earlier this week has now cheated a good merchant...
Australia has solved its homeless crisis by subsidising housing costs for those in need but has lost all of its aspiration. The government immediately pushed through policies to build more affordable housing after it was inundated...
The head of the trustee responsible for NAB's superannuation funds told the royal commission she never thought taking Commissioner Kenneth Hayne’s wallet while they were both residing in the tea room was a crime. During questioning...
The banking royal commission heard on Tuesday that NAB had provided customers with the option to opt-out of getting hustled. “Our customers were given the opportunity to opt-out of our fees-for-no-service service,” NAB executive Paul Carter...
Coles has denied doing a backflip on its free plastic bags policy and will recommence charging customers after August 29. “We said no originally, then we said yes, then we said no, and we've stuck to it,”...
Peter Hitchener and a Bic Mac have announced they will be merging to create Peter Hitchener. Peter Hitchener will be the dominant partner of the combined merger, which will be called Peter Hitchener, with his current...
A gang of white people entered a black community on Sunday under the guise of protecting children. The Caucasian gang – known for stealing land, resources, and children ­– is promoting “child safety”. The community is in...
Australians will have three months from today to decide if they want to opt out of insurance companies being able to access their health information from the federal government’s digital health database. The system called "My...
A local man has been reminiscing about the good old days when he didn't have to think before going shopping. “No more plastic bags means I'll actually have to think about methods in which goods can...
Several trains were cancelled again last month to help maintain half decent performance statistics displayed on posters at stations around the city. “We improved late times by 24% last month by making passengers wait for the...