Monday, August 10, 2020
Greens Senator Sarah Hanon-Young’s breasts have attempted to persuade other members of parliament all by themselves. The breasts argued that they had been subject to sexual harassment from senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, Barry O’Sullivan and...
The Australian government is terrorizing the nation with constant announcements about terrorism in the lead up to the Victorian state election. The government has announced a meeting with Islamic leaders, the dangers of African gangs, the...
Australians have repeated the words “Lest we forget” to commemorate the end of world war one, 100 years ago, but still have little idea what they are lesting to forget. “Um, why were we even fighting...
A French bulldog traveling in the carry-on luggage of American basketball player Lamar Patterson has been deported to Nauru. The dog will be sent to the island nation for offshore processing, according to Australian border security...
A local resident of Bundaberg in Queensland has made the move to the Dickson electorate for an impromptu run against Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton at the next general election. “I might as well have a...
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan landed in Sydney on Monday ahead of the Invictus Games, which they will officially open next Saturday, and say they are keen to...
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says TAB should be able to advertise sporting events and described opponents of the move to promote #TheEverest hashtag in the Twitter trending list as “precious”. “The TAB is just trying to...
The federal government has committed to a two-year trial of safe strawberry injecting rooms, after calls for a supervised space. Health Minister Greg Hunt said it would save lives. "I look forward to speaking to less families...
One Queenslander and two Victorians have reported discovering strawberries in their sewing needles, and police believe the contamination is deliberate. The Queensland woman who reported the incident on Sunday was the only person known to have...
Dozens of children being held in detention camps on Nauru have began practicing to become au pairs after recent reports uncovering the Australian government’s generosity in granting visas for au pairs over people fleeing from...