Monday, August 10, 2020
The federal government announced today it will commemorate hundreds of thousands of fish being massacred on January 6 in the Lower Darling River in New South Wales by naming it “River Day”.
The most recent data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows that members of the United Patriots Front rallying on Sunday in St. Kilda are overwhelmingly represented by fascists and neo-Nazis.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says TAB should be able to advertise sporting events and described opponents of the move to promote #TheEverest hashtag in the Twitter trending list as “precious”. “The TAB is just trying to...
A heavily congested road in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs has made way for a new block of apartments. Developers say commuters will no longer have to travel along the overly crowded route. “We’ve eradicated the street’s heavy traffic...
A gang of white people entered a black community on Sunday under the guise of protecting children. The Caucasian gang – known for stealing land, resources, and children ­– is promoting “child safety”. The community is in...
Coles has denied doing a backflip on its free plastic bags policy and will recommence charging customers after August 29. “We said no originally, then we said yes, then we said no, and we've stuck to it,”...
Australia's next governor-general will be an old white man from the military. The current Governor-General, Sir Peter Cosgrove, also an old white man from the military, will retire when his...
The federal government has announced a multi-million dollar package to commemorate the arrival of the first boat people to Australia in 1770 – the same people who later invaded the country in 1788.
A Chief Executive Officer working in inner city Sydney has been working a lot harder than his fellow employee Albert Sanchez. CEO Peter Walters spent most of today slaving away at a hot round table whilst...
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...