Sunday, February 17, 2019
A dog owner has told a passer-by that everything will be okay because Rex doesn’t bite. “It’s all good, Rex won’t bite,” said dog owner Mary Pratt. “He’s such a good boy, he wouldn’t hurt a fly,”...
The Australian government is terrorizing the nation with constant announcements about terrorism in the lead up to the Victorian state election. The government has announced a meeting with Islamic leaders, the dangers of African gangs, the...
The federal government has announced a multi-million dollar package to commemorate the arrival of the first boat people to Australia in 1770 – the same people who later invaded the country in 1788.
Australians will have three months from today to decide if they want to opt out of insurance companies being able to access their health information from the federal government’s digital health database. The system called "My...
Scott Morrison has said the white community in Australia must be more “proactive” in tackling the threat of supremacists terrorizing beach fronts because “in many cases” Caucasians will know who is infiltrating and radicalising “members of...
The government has successfully suspended standing orders in the Senate to delay a vote on legislation to protect LGBT students. The government has thrown children overboard in an attempt to avoid losing a vote in the...
The banking royal commission heard on Tuesday that NAB had provided customers with the option to opt-out of getting hustled. “Our customers were given the opportunity to opt-out of our fees-for-no-service service,” NAB executive Paul Carter...
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...
American whistleblower and activist Chelsea Manning had her visa application denied by the Australian government on the grounds of having “a pair”. The Morning Squire understands the Australian government is refusing entry to Manning who spent...
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says TAB should be able to advertise sporting events and described opponents of the move to promote #TheEverest hashtag in the Twitter trending list as “precious”. “The TAB is just trying to...