Friday, May 7, 2021
A local man has been reminiscing about the good old days when he didn't have to think before going shopping. “No more plastic bags means I'll actually have to think about methods in which goods can...
The Morrison Government has claimed boat people rescued from the town of Mallacoota in eastern Victoria have thrown their children into the ocean in an attempt to gain empathy. “They’ve tossed their offspring into the water to try...
One Queenslander and two Victorians have reported discovering strawberries in their sewing needles, and police believe the contamination is deliberate. The Queensland woman who reported the incident on Sunday was the only person known to have...
A man electing to make his own Mother’s Day card this year clearly thinks little of the woman that gave him life. Local man Gary Jenkins cleverly conceals his lack of love for his mother through...
The Labor Party’s proposed plans to withdraw franking credit subsidies is estimated to cost retirees the swimming pool option for their yearly overseas vacation. “How are we going to cope without being able to lounge about by a poolside...
A gang of white people entered a black community on Sunday under the guise of protecting children. The Caucasian gang – known for stealing land, resources, and children ­– is promoting “child safety”. The community is in...
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says TAB should be able to advertise sporting events and described opponents of the move to promote #TheEverest hashtag in the Twitter trending list as “precious”. “The TAB is just trying to...
The atmosphere could be cut with a knife yesterday evening with Brian Tillerson from accounts, aka Office DJ, missing the mark for the third song in a row. Tillerson laid down a solid first couple of...
Scott Morrison has said the white community in Australia must be more “proactive” in tackling the threat of supremacists terrorizing beach fronts because “in many cases” Caucasians will know who is infiltrating and radicalising “members of their flock”. Morrison...
Coles has denied doing a backflip on its free plastic bags policy and will recommence charging customers after August 29. “We said no originally, then we said yes, then we said no, and we've stuck to it,”...