Sunday, August 25, 2019
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...
American whistleblower and activist Chelsea Manning had her visa application denied by the Australian government on the grounds of having “a pair”. The Morning Squire understands the Australian government is refusing entry to Manning who spent...
The government has successfully suspended standing orders in the Senate to delay a vote on legislation to protect LGBT students. The government has thrown children overboard in an attempt to avoid losing a vote in the...
Several trains were cancelled again last month to help maintain half decent performance statistics displayed on posters at stations around the city. “We improved late times by 24% last month by making passengers wait for the...
Dozens of children being held in detention camps on Nauru have began practicing to become au pairs after recent reports uncovering the Australian government’s generosity in granting visas for au pairs over people fleeing from...
Australia's next governor-general will be an old white man from the military. The current Governor-General, Sir Peter Cosgrove, also an old white man from the military, will retire when his...
Australians will have three months from today to decide if they want to opt out of insurance companies being able to access their health information from the federal government’s digital health database. The system called "My...
The federal government has committed to a two-year trial of safe strawberry injecting rooms, after calls for a supervised space. Health Minister Greg Hunt said it would save lives. "I look forward to speaking to less families...
People smugglers have arrived at Botany Bay today on eleven ships full of boat people. The majority of the boat people were poor desperate individuals including women and children. The exact number of people transported on the...
The most recent data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows that members of the United Patriots Front rallying on Sunday in St. Kilda are overwhelmingly represented by fascists and neo-Nazis.