Monday, August 10, 2020
A dog owner has told a passer-by that everything will be okay because Rex doesn’t bite. “It’s all good, Rex won’t bite,” said dog owner Mary Pratt. “He’s such a good boy, he wouldn’t hurt a fly,”...
The federal government has announced a multi-million dollar package to commemorate the arrival of the first boat people to Australia in 1770 – the same people who later invaded the country in 1788.
The banking royal commission heard on Tuesday that NAB had provided customers with the option to opt-out of getting hustled. “Our customers were given the opportunity to opt-out of our fees-for-no-service service,” NAB executive Paul Carter...
A French bulldog traveling in the carry-on luggage of American basketball player Lamar Patterson has been deported to Nauru. The dog will be sent to the island nation for offshore processing, according to Australian border security...
The IT guy at a medium-sized company today has told a staff member to turn her computer off and then turn her computer back on again before he would be looking into the issue any...
The government has “created an additional 1 million” dead fish along a stretch of the Lower Darling River, according to local residents. “These ones aren’t part-time, they’re permanently dead fish,” said...
Peter Hitchener and a Bic Mac have announced they will be merging to create Peter Hitchener. Peter Hitchener will be the dominant partner of the combined merger, which will be called Peter Hitchener, with his current...
The Australian government is terrorizing the nation with constant announcements about terrorism in the lead up to the Victorian state election. The government has announced a meeting with Islamic leaders, the dangers of African gangs, the...
Inspired by a photograph featuring a woman standing next to a long-nosed bandicoot, Kurt Cooney captured a stunning picture of himself with a 9-meter salt-water crocodile pre-death. Jobbs was devoured by the creature a mere two...
Australia has solved its homeless crisis by subsidising housing costs for those in need but has lost all of its aspiration. The government immediately pushed through policies to build more affordable housing after it was inundated...