Friday, April 26, 2019
Australians have repeated the words “Lest we forget” to commemorate the end of world war one, 100 years ago, but still have little idea what they are lesting to forget. “Um, why were we even fighting...
A Chief Executive Officer working in inner city Sydney has been working a lot harder than his fellow employee Albert Sanchez. CEO Peter Walters spent most of today slaving away at a hot round table whilst...
A man seeking a better life has stolen the top Australian job. Boat person Peter Dutton who sought refuge on the backbench of the House of Representatives earlier this week has now cheated a good merchant...
Greens Senator Sarah Hanon-Young’s breasts have attempted to persuade other members of parliament all by themselves. The breasts argued that they had been subject to sexual harassment from senators Fraser Anning, David Leyonhjelm, Barry O’Sullivan and...
Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been feared missing since 7:14 a.m. According to local reports, the human remains unaccounted for and...
American whistleblower and activist Chelsea Manning had her visa application denied by the Australian government on the grounds of having “a pair”. The Morning Squire understands the Australian government is refusing entry to Manning who spent...
The government has successfully suspended standing orders in the Senate to delay a vote on legislation to protect LGBT students. The government has thrown children overboard in an attempt to avoid losing a vote in the...
Several trains were cancelled again last month to help maintain half decent performance statistics displayed on posters at stations around the city. “We improved late times by 24% last month by making passengers wait for the...
Dozens of children being held in detention camps on Nauru have began practicing to become au pairs after recent reports uncovering the Australian government’s generosity in granting visas for au pairs over people fleeing from...
Australia's next governor-general will be an old white man from the military. The current Governor-General, Sir Peter Cosgrove, also an old white man from the military, will retire when his...