Sunday, July 12, 2020
The value of Peter Dutton’s eight investment properties has fallen sharply by 4.8% in 2018. “My profits from negative gearing have plummeted from 562% to 557%” Dutton told reporters.
A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez, are you kidding me? How the hell am I going to...
Australia's richest woman Heiress Gina Rinehart says she “hates” being called “an heiress”. “I worked my butt off being the daughter of my extremely well-to-do father Lang Hancock,” says Heiress...
The overwhelming numbers of African gangs causing havoc around Melbourne have reportedly disappeared shortly following the Victorian state election. Victorians say they now feel safe to put their bins out alone or even go out for...
A grandfather living in regional Victoria is thrilled at the opportunity to demonise Muslims after the lone-wolf terror attack in Melbourne on Friday. “You beauty, just in time for Christmas gatherings,” says David Shaw. “I’m not a...
Insisting there is nothing more pleasurable than being in full control, local man Nathan Edison told partygoers he doesn’t need alcohol to have fun or acquire a buzz. “Oh this, this is a Cran-Raspberry Mocktini, I...
A cyclist commuting to work this morning has clocked on later than usual after forgetting to wear his Lycra. “I could hardly feel the breeze flowing through my hair I was going so slowly,” said Brian...
A “packed commuter train” in London says it was forced to go milkless because a breastfeeding UK mother wouldn't offer them a drink. But commuters on the train also said they didn't ask her because: "We...
A local man has suffered a terrible death after attempting to use reusable bags to carry home his shopping. The man was overcome with thoughts of how he would possibly manage to execute his grocery shopping...
A man walking up a footpath today has increased his walking tempo to create some distance between himself and another pedestrian. Jack Miller was moving at a comfortable pace when a stranger came around the corner...