Australians have tuned in to the channels of seven to see a medal tally.

“All I saw was effort during the Winter Olympics,” says 39-year-old businessman Greg Peterson.

“I’ve been absolutely gagging to see some numbers on a chart.”

Peterson says he was “fed up” with the celebration of mediocrity during the winter games and he’s now ready to see some proper gold numbers.

“I’ll be expecting to see a bit of sandpaper if we don’t get at least one gold medal per day.”

Peterson has told the channels of seven on several occasions that he won’t be downloading the “f***in’ app or watching My Kitchen At First Sight”.