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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill
A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside.
“Geez,...
BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat
The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was
defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...
Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers
President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into
a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last
making...
Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job
The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit.
“What...
Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning
Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...
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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast.
Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced.
Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs.
“Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...
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Sarah Hanson-Young’s “Cleavage Tries To Win An Argument”
Greens Senator Sarah Hanon-Young’s breasts have attempted to persuade other members of parliament all by themselves.
The breasts argued that they had...
Whole Carriage Listens To Half A Conversation
An entire carriage traveling into the city this morning has listened to half of a conversation.
“I now know 50 per cent...
Woman Finds Strawberry In Packet Of Needles
One Queenslander and two Victorians have reported discovering strawberries in their sewing needles, and police believe the contamination is deliberate.
The Queensland...