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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat

The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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Trump Grants Raccoon US Citizenship

Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he has personally contacted a raccoon that climbed a 25-storey tower to offer it...

Confusing Email Found In Inbox Detailing Barnaby Joyce’s Updated Privacy Policy

A confusing privacy policy update from former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has popped up in millions of email inboxes this week. “To...

Katie Brennan To Play Grand Final, Pays 50% Of Total Career...

Katie Brennan has won her appeal at the Australian Human Rights Commission to play in this weekend’s AFLW Grand Final. Brennan was...