Thursday, November 21, 2019

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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat

The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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Russia Responsible For Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony

The US has released a statement singling out Russia as the culprits behind the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. “We have robust evidence...

Bored Man “Doesn’t Need To Drink To Have A Good Time”

Insisting there is nothing more pleasurable than being in full control, local man Nathan Edison told partygoers he doesn’t need alcohol...

Scott Morrison Will Make Politician Pensions “The Same As General Population”

Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced on breakfast television today he will change the pension rules for politicians to align with the...