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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill
A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside.
“Geez,...
BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat
The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was
defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...
Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers
President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into
a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last
making...
Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job
The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit.
“What...
Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning
Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...
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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast.
Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced.
Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs.
“Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...
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Trump Grants Raccoon US Citizenship
Donald Trump has announced on Twitter that he has personally contacted a raccoon that climbed a 25-storey tower to offer it...
Confusing Email Found In Inbox Detailing Barnaby Joyce’s Updated Privacy Policy
A confusing privacy policy update from former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has popped up in millions of email inboxes this week.
“To...
Katie Brennan To Play Grand Final, Pays 50% Of Total Career...
Katie Brennan has won her appeal at the Australian Human Rights Commission to play in this weekend’s AFLW Grand Final.
Brennan was...