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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat

The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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Australia Solves Homeless Crisis But Loses All Of Its Aspiration

Australia has solved its homeless crisis by subsidising housing costs for those in need but has lost all of its aspiration. The...

Politician Makes Himself “Very Clear” In Avoiding Question

A politician has made himself “very clear” while not answering the question. The politician effectively bought time by using more words to...

Man Using Reusable Bags Dead At 29

A local man has suffered a terrible death after attempting to use reusable bags to carry home his shopping. The man was...