Thursday, March 21, 2019

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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

Fraser Anning Forms Conservative Nazi Party

Australian Senator Fraser Anning, who attended a Victorian rally organised by neo-nazis at a cost to the taxpayer less than...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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New Ambien Drug May Cause Amiable Feelings Towards Multiculturalism

The manufacturer of Ambien, Sanofi-Aventis, announced the release of a new sleep aid drug that may cause side effects of non-discrimination. Initial...

Netanyahu: Iran Nuclear Deal Based On Lies Because CDs And Binder...

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu showcased a collection of CDs and binder folders he says proves Iran lied to the world about...

Intern Pete From Kyle And Jacki O Show To Be Banned...

A self-proclaimed “Intern Pete” will be banned from journalism for one year after making a comment plugging himself, the Kyle and...