Saturday, December 14, 2019

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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

BREAKING: Morrison Government Loses Boat

The government has lost a boat almost as soon as it was defeated on proposed laws making it easier for...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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Grave Fears Held For Safe Return Of Human

Grave fears have been expressed over the safe return of a human that left home early this morning. The human has been...

BREAKING: America Fails To Effectively Meddle In Russian Election

Russian President Vladimir Putin has won re-election in a landslide victory, with America failing to have much influence over the results. “We...

Government Announces Safe Strawberry Injecting Rooms

The federal government has committed to a two-year trial of safe strawberry injecting rooms, after calls for a supervised space. Health Minister...