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Cyclist Forgets To Wear Lycra, Arrives To Work 2.9 Seconds Late

A cyclist commuting to work this morning has clocked on later than usual after forgetting to wear his Lycra. “I could hardly feel the breeze...

National Party Rejects Call To Lift Seal Of Confession In Abuse...

The National Party, responding to sexual harassment claims against Barnaby Joyce, have rejected calls to release the final report of their...

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Serena Williams Steals Woman’s Right To Celebrate First Grand Slam

Serena Williams has been accused of stealing a woman’s right to enjoy her first grand slam victory, losing her temper after receiving three court...

New iPhone Detects Heart Problems, Methods Of Evading Tax

Apple introduced its largest iPhone ever and a new line of watches that can detect heart problems and advise consumers on how to dodge taxes. The iPhones...

Japan Slams Mark Knight For “Racist” Cartoon Of Naomi Osaka With White Hair

Herald Sun cartoonist Mark Knight has been slammed in Japan for his depiction of Naomi Osaka at the US Open final. The cartoon, published yesterday,...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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Russia Responsible For Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony

The US has released a statement singling out Russia as the culprits behind the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony. “We have robust evidence...

NAB Super Chair Nicole Smith Didn’t Think Taking Commissioner Hayne’s Wallet...

The head of the trustee responsible for NAB's superannuation funds told the royal commission she never thought taking Commissioner Kenneth Hayne’s...

Corey Bernadi Offended By 18 C***s

Australian Conservatives senator Cory Bernardi says people must be sacked because he has been offended by an ABC comedy sketch. “My party...