Sunday, February 17, 2019

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Christmas Card Has Way Too Much White Space To Fill

A Christmas card purchased this week for some relative has an overabundance of white space on the inside. “Geez,...

New Idea Investigates Nats MP David Littleproud’s Alleged Affair With Staffer

A crack team of New Idea investigative journalists are in the process of examining rumours that National’s MP David Littleproud’s marriage...

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Donald Trump Makes Surprise Visit To Wall Makers

President Donald Trump and the first lady quietly swept into a wall-making factory Wednesday to pay a holiday visit to builders, at last making...

Jamal Khashoggi: CIA Finds They Would Have Done A Better Job

The CIA believes the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul would have been done a lot better had they carried out the hit. “What...

Serena Williams Amazingly Kind-hearted After Winning

Serena Williams has shown incredible empathy after her fourth round match at the Australian Open against Ukrainian teenager Dayana Yastremska because she...

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Ariana Grande has been forced to apologize for wearing a skirt that caused the Aretha Franklin funeral pastor to touch her breast. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral and had to awkwardly greet Grande...
Australia will introduce a policy to ban single-use prime ministers, the government has announced. Political parties in the country will be given two months to stop providing disposable PMs. “Every decade in Australia we use several single-use...

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US Presents Colleen Powell As Evidence Of Syria Chemical Weapons

The US has exhibited Colleen Powell as evidence of President Bashar al-Assad’s involvement in a chemical weapons attack on Khan Sheikhoun...

Children Trapped In Dark Place In Asian Nation Of Nauru “Can...

Several children trapped inside a dark hole on Nauru well away from the prying eyes of the Australian public “can stay...

Australia Solves Homeless Crisis But Loses All Of Its Aspiration

Australia has solved its homeless crisis by subsidising housing costs for those in need but has lost all of its aspiration. The...